My Tumblr Crushes:
- faineemae.com/ (10%)
- fluffyrabbitofdoom (6%)
- plasmaturian (6%)
- lightningnymph (6%)
- mynameislittlepea (4%)
- barbeauxbot (3%)
- surrealistdreamer (3%)
- oldmanrupee (3%)
- goddessofcheese (3%)
Babbus all of them
EEEEEEE <3

My Tumblr Crushes:
- faineemae.com/ (10%)
- fluffyrabbitofdoom (6%)
- plasmaturian (6%)
- lightningnymph (6%)
- mynameislittlepea (4%)
- barbeauxbot (3%)
- surrealistdreamer (3%)
- oldmanrupee (3%)
- goddessofcheese (3%)
Babbus all of them
EEEEEEE <3
If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.
While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.
She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.
Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.
If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.
If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart.
Just be careful with this money business everyone.
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind)
ABOMINATIONS - set 2!
Marodra and Caterbra!
its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.
seriously guys, it’s so much fun!
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
Sam “I’m Fine” Winchester
#okay this is why i’m FUMING at anyone saying sam’s being selfish #and demanding dean doesn’t have friends #THAT’S NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING IT’S NOT #THAT’S NOT WHO SAM IS #IF YOU THINK HE HAS ENOUGH SELF-ESTEEM TO THINK DEAN SHOULD LOVE ONLY HIM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HIM AT ALL #AT FUCKING ALL #he’s not asking dean to never have friends #he is expressing bone-deep soul-crushing despair #at having to watch dean trust everyone else but him #because he thinks dean has no faith in him #he has so little self-esteem that he thinks dean trusts everyone but him #literally everyone#and he’s been trying to prove himself over and over and over #even though in his heart he thinks he deserves to never be trusted #he tries anyway to make himself into someone who dean can trust #but he doesn’t think he can #that’s what this scene is about #he’s not being selfish so can we just knock that the fuck off right fucking now (via whiskeyandoldspice)
Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.
Oh, this is awesome! XD
did you mean: kingdom hearts
gaston u little shit
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.”
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
WHAT IS ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ SUPPOSED TO FUCKING MEAN?!?
I don’t know it looks like it’s feeling kind of blue.
Actually most fantastic and inspirational advice from a female character geared towards children that I have ever seen.
if all girls took this to heart seventeen’s sales would plummet probly
HOW I’M LIVIN’.
.fraz
One of the major reasons I have a lot of love for adventure time. This scene is perfect!
Love the shout-out to Sailor Moon.